Added my first affiliate…and checked my stats

May 17th, 2010

Just a quick post. First, if you look in my sidebar, I added my first affiliate/advertiser. Host Gator rocks plain and simple. I know…uuuugggghhhh….why, dear god, does he have to add something like that to his blog? Well, a couple reasons. Some obvious. I’d like the blog to actually pay for my hosting. If not oh well. But, I’m not just putting any schlock up. I actually use them for my host. And before you just click off onto something else, at least read the reasons, ok? I’ve been with tons of different host companies. Some really sucked, one was pretty good. Host Gator though, is pure awesome.

Here we go:
1) They are cheap. With lots of different plans. From regular hosting, to reseller accounts, dedicated…you name it.
2) Do you like WordPress? How about Drupal? Joomla? phpBB (forums)? Or a ton of other crap? Then forget the manual install of this kind of thing. Guess how long it took me to install this WordPress blog? 5 freakin’ minutes. Few clicks of the mouse, and BAM! Damn thing is installed. Seriously, stupid easy.
3) Support is awesome. I use the IM with them whenever I have issues, and I always get the answer I am looking for.
4) Control panel is just plain ass kicking. Set up email accounts left and right, check an insane amount of stats, like what OS your visitors are using, what pages they are going to, what browsers they are using…a whole ton of stuff. For instance, 58% of the people that come here use Firefox. I love you guys! 13.1% use IE…you better not be using 6…I swear I’ll find you. Chrome users at 8.5, and Safari at 4.5%. Windows is obviously crushing for the OS at 81%.
5) NO PROBLEMS. I’ve never gone down in the 2 years I’ve been with them. Never had a problem reaching them….nothing. Love ‘em.

Soooo….if you are interested, click on the banner to the right and use the coupon code: webmachine. It will get you $9.94 off the package price you select.

If you are not interested…then don’t.

Oh, and thank you Nathan W. of Sass for the comment. I will indeed try upgrading Compass and haml/Sass again.

jQuery junkBox

.unwrap();
This method will remove the parents of the matched element, while leaving the actual element in place. I can see the being useful if you want to replace what is there, or ditching a div.

$('#container').unwrap('ul');

This will unwrap the parents of any ul(s) in the element with the id of ‘container’.

Introducing the jQuery JunkBox

May 14th, 2010

I’m adding something new to the blog. Each post will now contain a tid-bit of jQuery knowledge. You will see it at the bottom of this one. In it will be little bits of jQuery…methods and how to use them, pointers, pretty much anything. By doing so, hopefully you will learn something, and I will too, by doing it. And it all starts tonight!

Oh, and I hit 13 subscribers! Go me!

jQuery junkBox

.prevUntil();
This method will return ALL siblings previous to the element with class ‘slide’, until it comes to a ‘ul’, and give it the color style of black. If it never hits a ‘ul’, then ALL previous siblings get the color black.

$('.slide').prevUntil('ul').css('color', '#000000');

jQuery Sprite Slideshow…because I wanted to see if I could do it with less

May 12th, 2010

So, a very cool guy, and one of my few posters, Joesph McCullough (a link to his site is in my blog roll on the right – Do It By Hand) is getting into jQuery. He posted a slideshow that he wrote, and I wanted to see if I could do it…but with less code. To be honest, his code looks daunting. I can read it and see what he is doing, but I can’t imagine writing that. Joe, when you read this, props to you for getting that to work. Basically, it is using 1 sprite image positioned using CSS, and then jQuery to move the wrapping div to the left so that it looks like it is showing a bunch of different images.

Click here for the demo.

Now on to the code!

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HTML5…I am not digging it at all…

May 11th, 2010

For the people who read the title and are going to moan about how awesome the video/audio tags are and what not, go read the ENTIRE article of the elements of HTML5…here is the link.

Then come back and lets talk…mmmmmkay?

Is it still awesome? I’m going to give you a ‘for instance’ here. Let’s start with…the address tag. When you hear “address” tag, what do you think of? What would you put in this tag? Before you read that article, you probably thought “Well, the freakin’ address you idiot!” Guess what though? You would be wrong. Quoted from the article:

The address element must not be used to represent arbitrary addresses (e.g. postal addresses), unless those addresses are in fact the relevant contact information. (The p element is the appropriate element for marking up postal addresses in general.)”

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Sass…something called Haml…and a whole lot of confusion

May 7th, 2010

First, I didn’t know this at the time, but I would really like to thank Nathan Weizenbaum for coming here and commenting on my no name blog. Didn’t know who you actually were until…well, last night. For those that don’t, he is the maintainer and designer of Sass. I always like to see people that create things that others use to develop websites, get onto low key blogs/forums. Was very cool of him to show up here…no idea how he found me, but cool that he did.

Wait…”What the @#$%! is Sass?” you are asking me? Not…really…sure what you would call it. Imagine though, CSS without the semi-colons, and no curly brackets. Throw in variables, and some other cool stuff, then compile…well…maybe parse it?…into CSS. Soooo…you basically write this syntax on a .sass file, which then turns out a .css file for you to use, all brilliantly formated.

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